Yo Yo Yo....

We'll take a holiday.. You know I'd love you better.

Ya.. Good Song. Gives me cool ideas.

What?

So.. I got some Vodka because I decided I am going to drink. I'll let ya'll know how it goes.. Probably not so good.

I went to the mailbox today and discovered that I have been summoned for jury duty. Not Cool.. Whatever the case may be, I am going to go ahead and say that they are innocent. Unless I get lucky and it's an animal cruelty case. Guilty Nigga.

I wonder what the chances of the defendant being black are? Heh...

Ya. Daniel. That's my new boyfriend, and by far the coolest ass guy in the world.

Many might be thinking.. "Mallory always says that"...

Fuck Ya'll... This time I am not on drugs and neither is he. RIght now, I can't really think of anything that could screw up a relationship where drugs are not involved. And No... My excessive nose picking really hasn't seemed to be a problem yet.

I am happy and excited so good for me!! Did I mention that he is freakin' sexy too?

How Many Mic's Do We Rip on the Daily
Say Me Say Many Moni Say me say manymanymany

Total Bummer... We thought it was "How many mics do we rip on the deli"?
That would have made more sense, right?

Oh Well.. Until next time.....

PIECE!!